Swiss Chalet
That was funny! We were at Swiss Chalet:
Dad: Is this where they have that dangerously greasy butter-loaf? Let’s get it!
Colette: Okay, yeah! They’re good except that after you eat it, you could poke your skin and butter would come out.
Mike: And you cry butter instead of tears!
(Later)
Mom: Oh no! We forgot to order the grease loaf!
Mike: Oh, well. Here, we’ll soak our napkins in melted butter and eat them. It’d have about the same result.