Matt’s Last Day
Todayborday is Labor day!
But what a sad, sad Labor-dabor it was. Matt’s last day working at the Zoo—what am I going to do without him? Conoco-Phillips has stolen my sunshine, yes, won him over with nothing but a yo-yo… and a paycheck that’s, like, double what he was making before, heh. But it was so sad, him saying goodbye to everyone.
He rather did leave with a bang considering his great lunch time antic! So Penny asked him for a veggie burger in the shape of a heart (like the one he made for Kim) and he made it for her… but then he got an idea. An awful idea. Matt got a wonderful, awful idea. So he proceeded to shape it from a heart into… ah, the shape of a certain part of male anatomy. So when Penny opened it to put relish and stuff on it, she said, ‘Aww, it is in the shape of a heart! …wait a minute… no it’s not!!’ Bahaha, it was so hilarious! Man, I was crying I was laughing so hard.
At the end of the day Matt drove Alex and me to North Gate where she was parked and then he picked me up when he hugged me good-bye. Heh, it was funny but I still cried because I’ll miss him at the zoo. And we listened to sad Yann Tiersen piano music all the way home, hehe.
