Diplomas and Diets
What I said yesterday about needing to graduate that very day… I didn’t think it would almost actually happen. Meaning, I received my high school diploma in the mail yesterday. It’s so strange! All my suffering though school has led up to this, and it was rather anticlimactic. I guess that’s what the graduation ceremony is for. Either way, and I saw this coming, now that I’m graduated by definition, I have absolutely no motivation to study for my math test next week!
Anyways, speaking of graduation: I’m not sure that I still fit into my dress, and I’m too lazy to take it out of its huge bag and put it on to find out. Since it’s better to be too small for a dress rather than too fat, I am going to stop eating food unless I am sitting down for a formal meal. That means no food at school except for lunch! I hereby give anyone the liberty, that if they see me eating something while I am not at any of breakfast, lunch, or dinner, to take and finish whatever I am snacking on (pop counts). And fwap me over the head, too.
I am not taking any change to school, so no one lend me money until after grad, no matter how much I beg for it! Just tell me it’s for my own good! Aw man this is going to be so hard for me!
